awek tu bau petai la,... woooo hooooo!

Assalmualaikaum! salam sejahtera semua!
Makan ape tadi tengah hari? saya makan sambal petai ikan bilis,.. fuhh,... memang sodap..
ada bau petai tak? wakaa kaa. petai.. memang kegemaran saya no...
kalu orang bujang,.. tok sah makan la.. baik lelaki ke pompuan ke,.. banyak ulam lain leh makan!
lagi-lagi remaja perempuan tu... kuatkan semangat jangan makan sikit pun, bab bau nya memang kuat...
Kalu girls makan juge... hey...
alamak.... awek tu bau petai la,... woooo hooooo!

jahanam program ,..... ok lah,... merepek sikit tak apa kan..? jangan merempit.... tau..! bahaya,..
pesan le pada kekawan ke.. anak sedare ke... adik-adik ke... jangan la dok pi merempit.... kalu tebongkang sapa yang susah...? dari dua jari tapak kaki... sampai 19 tahun umur,.... berapa ribu duit Emak Ayah habis nak bagi sekolah dan makan! tak bebaloi... kalu mati... ye tak? ni saya pun dok risau juga,... anak-anak makin membesar... kat depan saya, pijak semut pun tak mati,.... punya sopan,.. belakang tak tahu lah pulak?

ooh.. Ya Allah kau peliharalah anak-anak aku, dan perjalanan hidup mereka, dari sebarang bencana! amin,....

Oleh kerana saya rasakan ini semua menarik, jadi saya tolong sampaikan kiriman e-mail dari seorang sahabat, supaya dapat kita sesama menhayati nya betapa ada orang yang sangat kaya!
Mana tahu ada sesiapa nak tempah kereta yang macam itu juga! dipersilakan hubungi saya ok,...
cuba lah lihat sendiri,..
salah silap harap maaf je la....

Alkesah.. ada le seorang anak Bapak! seorang Arab, telah mengrim e-mail buat Ayahda nya, di negeri Arab.  Anak arab tu baru saja berada diluar Negara kerana belajar,
so dia pun rindu la gamak nya kat Pak diye...
macam kita juga kalu duduk jauh kan... ooo Pak.... kat sekolah kita yang baru ni, kat KL besar dan luas la Pak.., Pak sayang abang tak..? Pak belikan Honda X5 ok.. kalu tak lenguh la.. kaki Abang tau..! cepat sikit Pak ye... kawan-kawan ramai pakai moto... ermm.... cam tuu... la..

Dear Dad
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really

like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, Nasser

The next day,
Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:

My dear loving son,

Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred
to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.

Go and get yourself a train too.

Love, your Dad.
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DUBAI

Piala Dunia milik Sepanyol

Isnin, 12 Julai 2010 Sumber: PASports

JOHANNESBURG, (Stadiumastro) - Andres Iniesta muncul wira buat Sepanyol apabila gol tunggalnya memastikan The Matador menang 1-0 ke atas Belanda di Stadium Soccer City.
Gol Iniesta itu hadir pada minit ke-116 dalam masa tambahan hasil daripada umpanan Cesc Fabregas untuk memusnahkan impian lawan berikutan kedua-dua pasukan belum pernah muncul juara.

Gembira sakan lah yang dok minat team Spain ni ye,.. salah sorangnya sayae la,.. huiss... saya ni memang minat gila kat Spain tu,..! dapat cium cup kat gambar pun jadi la... kui3x..
kesian kat team Germany saya dulu tu,.. tak payah sedih sangat cuba lagi len kali,..

Spanish players hold the trophy during the award ceremony following the 2010 FIFA football World Cup between the Netherlands and Spain on July 11, 2010 at Soccer City stadium in Soweto, suburban Johannesburg.

Spaniards watch on an outdoor tv screen Spain play The Netherlands in the FIFA World Cup Final on July 11, 2010 in Madrid, Spain.

Spain's goalkeeper Iker Casillas kisses the trophy after the award ceremony following the 2010 FIFA football World Cup between the Netherlands and Spain. Casillas was voted the best goalkeeper after his side won the trophy by beating Holland 1-0 in the final.

Spain's goalkeeper Iker Casillas reacts during the 2010 FIFA football World Cup final between the Netherlands and Spain on July 11, 2010 at Soccer City stadium in Soweto, suburban Johannesburg.

English referee Howard Webb (C) calls for a free kick after Spain's midfielder Andrés Iniesta (on the pitch) was fouled during the 2010 World Cup football final between the Netherlands and Spain on July 11, 2010 at Soccer City Stadium in Soweto, suburban Johannesburg.

Spain's soccer fans react in Madrid after their team won the 2010 World Cup final soccer match against the Netherlands July 11, 2010. Spain won the World Cup for the first time when they beat Netherlands

Spain's soccer fans celebrate in Madrid after their team won the 2010 World Cup final soccer match against the Netherlands July 11, 2010. Spain won the World Cup for the first time when they beat Netherlands 1-0 thanks to a strike by midfielder Andres Iniesta four minutes from the end of extra time at Soccer City on Sunday.

Netherlands' striker Robin van Persie (2ndL) clears the ball as Netherlands' defender Giovanni van Bronckhorst (L), Netherlands' midfielder Rafael van der Vaart (R), Spain's striker David Villa (2ndR) and Netherlands' goalkeeper Maarten Stekelenburg watch during extra time in the 2010 World Cup football final between the Netherlands and Spain on July 11, 2010 at Soccer City Stadium in Soweto, suburban Johannesburg.

Spain's soccer fans celebrate after their team won the 2010 World Cup final soccer match against the Netherlands in Velez-Malaga, southern Spain July 11, 2010. Spain won the World Cup for the first time when they beat Netherlands 1-0 thanks to a strike by midfielder Andres Iniesta four minutes from the end of extra time at Soccer City on Sunday.



Netherlands' striker Dirk Kuyt (C) fights for the ball with Spain's defender Carles Puyol (R) during the 2010 FIFA football World Cup final between the Netherlands and Spain on July 11, 2010 at Soccer City stadium in Soweto, suburban Johannesburg.

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - JULY 12: In this handout image provided by Rick Stevens/FIFA Fan Fest, Spanish fans celebrate their 2010 FIFA World Cup win against the Netherlands at the Darling Harbour Sydney International FIFA Fan Fest site on July 12, 2010 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Rick Stevens/Sydney FIFA Fan Fest via Getty Images)

Germany's 2010 World Cup third place

Salam sejahtera semua dan terimakasih!
Kerana sudi jengah kat sini,.. hari ni,..
Hari ahad, cuti,.. duduk rumah saja,.. tak boleh suka-suka hati nak pegi sana, pegi sini,..
takut bapak tiri saya marah,.. bapak tiri namanya RM,..! dia ni selalu sangat dok marah kat saya,..
sikit-sikit merajuk,.. bila merajuk dia tidak mahu datang menyingah kat saya,.. kalu tak di jaga betul-betul alamat kata,.. dia langsung menjauhkan diri,..
dok harap pak cik nuffnang! tak timbul-timbul dia punya wayang,.. tak tau lah kenapa no,..
Agak nya dia dok pi tengok saya main kopi n tampal kut,.. ye la,.. ini pun dikira usaha gak kan,.. erm...
Saya bangga sebab nuff tak muncul-muncul,.. setidak-tidaknya saya punya rekot tersendiri,.. kan?
erm,... semak lah apa yang ada kat sini... jangan malu-malu buat macam umah sendiri ye,..!
akhir kata'
-- cintailah diri kamu sendiri terlebih dahulu, sebelum kamu mencintai orang lain --
Salam sayang selalu.
wassalam.

Germany's national football team players pose with their bronze medals after they won the 2010 World Cup third place football match Uruguay vs. Germany on July 10, 2010 at Nelson Mandela Bay stadium in Port Elizabeth.

Sarah Brandner, girlfriend of Germany's midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger, holds his bronze medal after Germany won the 2010 World Cup third place football match Uruguay vs. Germany on July 10, 2010 at Nelson Mandela Bay stadium in Port Elizabeth.

South Africa’s President Jacob Zuma (R) congratulates German President Christian Wulff (C) and Germany's coach Joachim Loew after the 2010 World Cup third place match Uruguay vs Germany on July 10, 2010 at the Nelson Mandela Bay stadium in Port Elizabeth. Germany won 3-2 and won a silver medal.

Supporters cheer prior to the start of the 2010 World Cup third place football match Uruguay vs. Germany on July 10, 2010 at Nelson Mandela Bay stadium in Port Elizabeth.

ADDING NAME Germany's midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger (C) and Germany's coach Joachim Loew (L) celebrate with deputy coach Hansi Flick after Germany won the third place World Cup 2010 football match against Uruguay on July 10, 2010 at Nelson Mandela Bay stadium in Port Elizabeth. Germany won the match 3-2.

(From L) Germany's midfielder Sami Khedira, Germany's defender Dennis Aogo and midfielder Mesut Ozil celebrate with their bronze medals after they won the 2010 World Cup third place football match Uruguay vs. Germany on July 10, 2010 at Nelson Mandela Bay stadium in Port Elizabeth.

Germany's national football team pose with their bronze medals after they won the 2010 World Cup third place match against Uruguay 3-2 at Nelson Mandela Bay stadium in Port Elizabeth.

 

To mark the end of the World Cup, residents of Soweto staged a colourful parade through the streets of the famous South African township as World leaders and celebrities swarmed to Johannesburg for the World Cup final between the Netherlands and Spain.

Hari Sabtu yang indah, makan angin kat tepi laut, Tg. Piai, Johor.

Assalamualaikum..
Apa khabar,..dan salam sayang semua!..,
Saya,.. hari ini fuhhh.... sihat segar!.... tengah bersiap-siap nak pergi camping.. ni..!
                              erm...! kita harus saling sayang menyayang.. sebabnya kita tidak rugi apa-apa kalau kita sayang sesama insan kat dunia ni..! Apa lagi saling menyayangi sesama kaum bangsa kita sendiri.. !
Begitu juga, umum nya saling menyayagi sesama kita yang bernaung dibawah satu bendera! iaitu bendera Negara Malaysia tercinta ini! Tak perlulah kita belagak sombong sesama rakyat Malaysia!
Tidak ada faedah nya pun,.. hanya menunjukan individu tersebut tidak sadar diri saja! Jika pun ada sebilangan individu yang sombong dan bongkak, itu hanya lah mempamerkan kebodohan dia sahaja, dia lakukan itu semua adalah diatas kehendak politik, cara dia saja..! Jika berlaku bukan dari kalangan orang politik,.. itu memang menunjukan sikap tidak mengenang budi sombong belaka,..!
a..ahaa..... banyak yang nak di perkatakan ni...,!
Ok.. tunggu saya cerita lanjut lagi, siape orang yang sombong itu, saya dah nak gi kelaut ni...
baca lagi selanjutnya di 'pasak'

Uruguay's coach Oscar Tabrez (C holding training jacket) talks with is players during a training session in Port Elizabeth on July 9, 2010. Uruguay will face Germany on July 10 for the third place of the South Africa 2010 World Cup football tournament.

 

A man pulls his rickshaw carrying tourists in Durban on July 9, 2010. The Netherlands will face Spain in the final match of the 2010 FIFA World Cup football tournament in Johannesburg on July 11.

 

Spain's midfielder Sergio Busquets signs autographs after a training session on July 2, in the North West University Sports Village in Pochefstroom. Apart from Spain's first game, a 1-0 loss to Switzerland when he was taken off just after the hour mark, Busquets has played every minute of the Iberian's progress to the final.

 

Spain's Prince Felipe (L) and wife Letizia, seen here in Durban for a Group H first round 2010 World Cup football match in June, 2010, will fly to Johannesburg for the World Cup final against Holland, but the ailing King Juan Carlos and the country's prime minister will remain at home. 

 

A woman walks in front of Spanish and Netherlands flags in Madrid on July 9, 2010 two days before the 2010 FIFA World Cup final football match between Spain and The Netherlands held in South Africa.

 

Argentine football star and player of Spain's Barcelona FC Lionel Messi (L) and his girlfriend Antonella Roccuzzo sunbathe in a beach in Rio de Janeiro on July 9, 2010. Messi is enjoying some holidays after his team was knocked out of the FIFA World Cup South Africa 2010.

Spain's midfielder Sergio Busquets, seen here addressing the press in Potchefstroom, South Africa, dreams of being a party pooper Sunday when he faces Dutch star Wesley Sneijder in the World Cup final.

JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA - JULY 08: The Official emblem is seen during the launch of 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil Official emblem on July 8, 2010 in Johannesburg, South
Africa.

Hidup, cuba menulis dan keinginan untuk dendami masa.

Salam Sejahtera sahabat-sahabat semua..!
Bagaimana corak kehidupan anda hari ini?  semoga, semuanya berjalan didalam keadaan yang baik serta memuaskan hati anda semua ye.. andai ada sikit-sikit yang kurang memuaskan dah berlaku dan terpaksa dilalui pada hari ini... anggaplah ia nya sebagai dugaan dan pengajaran kepada kita supaya lebih berhati-hati dilain ketika! belajar dari pengalaman... dan kesakitan!

Janganlah terlalu difikirkan sangat sehingga menambah beban kat dalam fikiran tu... hanya perlu di analisa kenapa dan mengapa sesuatu pekara itu terjadi..! cuba cari penyebabnya.. dengan iklas...
tidak usah lah cuba nak menyalah kan sesiapa bila dah berlaku pekaran tersebut..! jika saya.. ermm.. tak mau nak kecikan hati sesiape, jika saya menyalahkan orang lain diatas apa yang berlaku, akan membuatkan hati saya jadi semakin jadi tak tenang! gundah gulana.. dan ini akan mempengaruhi sikap luaran diri saya!

Ceriakan wajah... kuatkan semangat dan cergas! anda akan mendapat reaksi yang serupa dari orang-orang disekeliling  anda juga. dengan ini akan banyak membantu anda melupakan kesakitan hidup. Tidak perlulah kita bersusah hati mengenangkan sesuatu yang telah berlaku, kelak akan mempengaruhi jiwa.. dan akan membuatkan lebih banyak kemudaratan.
Cuba dengan memberi maaf kepada yang menyakiti anda..!
..begini.!
"Ya Allah! kau ampunilah kesalahan sahabat ku itu, kerana dia lemah, dan dia tidak mengatahui yang perbuatannya telah memudaratkan serta melukakan hati ku.! amin.."
wassalam..